I'm on top

This is a philosophy, I have been able to relate to very well. After having been ignored, teased, used, ditched, dumped, slapped and crushed but never loved, by some of the fairer sex, I was thinking if there was something really wrong with me. Was I so difficult? Well ! Somebody thinks otherwise. Read on.

Boys are like beautiful apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The lazy girls don't want to reach for the good ones because they're afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground, that aren't as good, but easy to catch hold of. So the apples at the top think that there is something wrong with them, they might think themselves to be worthless & of no use. They may even decide to fall & become one of the rotten apples, when in reality, they are amazing.

They have to be a little patient and wait for the right girl, the one who takes a chance to find the good, right apple. And that will happen someday or the other. You just have to wait.

So uncle joe! What do ya say? Should I wait?