The Zing Thing

Its that thing that goes right up your body and hits your brain like a tequilla shot. Or better, the thing thats like an extra surge of voltage that causes a bulb to fuse. My friend seems to have foung the ultimate weapon to scare the shit out of me. The finger. And boy, she does use it with skill ! Sneeks up on me and pokes it at the most vulnerable of points and you find that you have lost control of the situation.

It was so that yesterday, I spent sometime with her and at the end of the day, I was happy that she forgot to do "The Zing Thing". Never ever did I feel so relieved. Its like you are on the battlefield, playing dead and this enemy of yours just passes by you, totally ignoring you. What a relief !