What's your problem!

Hey! This is a message for you. I mean you. Rain God. Yeah! You conniving, shrewd little hump of a moron. Somehow, I get the feeling that I'm being made the victim of your unfound fury. Or am I part of your evening entertainment. Why? You are asking me why I feel that way? Well! its because of the way you have been treating me, of late.

There is no rain, then I step out of my room and blast! I get thunder showers. There was this time, when the weather was cool, no sign of any rains and I decide to take a stroll. Blam! it starts raining. And why is it that it always stops, once I'm in my room.

And today, its peacefully drizzling and I decide to walk out for my breakfast and lo! what do we have. It starts raining at a 45 degrees angle. Now, you might say that my allegations are farfetched and I'm just an insecure little bastard trying to blame my misfortunes on someone. Well, if it happens once, its fine. Twice, I can understand. Thrice, is tolerable. But, dude! Its happening again and again. It certainly has the dimensions of a design. A design to irritate me.
Well, I'm telling you once and for all, lay off buddy.

For heavensake, I'm not Calvin!