Basic Needs

I have three basic needs. Just three. And I think I would be satisfied if I had just the three of them. I won't ask for anything more. I promise. I might whine a bit, I might fantasize that my world would have been better if I had asked for more, but then, thats the best part about fantasy.

So give me my three basic needs and I shall be gone for good. I need an iPod, a cocker spaniel and a big boat, so that i can drift away on the vast blue waters without care for what this world is all about. The dog to keep me company and music to save my mind from insanity.

I know a big bank balance would have been a smart choice, but who wants to make smart choices. For now the boat, the dog and some good music will do.

Can I have them please?