Where is the DVD

I was here at this supermarket looking for DVD disks. You know the ones on which you can store loads of stuff. So here I was, roaming around the whole supermarket searching n searching. Now I could find a lot of empty CDs - 10 packs, 25 packs, 50 packs and all, but no DVDs.

So I spot this sales guy in red-blue attire. Boy! what a cranky attire. Incidently, I was wearing something like that too. Only, I had stripes, so it looked good. Coming back to the DVDs. So I see this sales guy and then I ask him in English. Where can I find the DVDs. He says, even without thinking - last rack sir! I'm like so wowed and so happy, I rush to the last rack, but no DVDs. Something must have been wrong. So I spot another another sales guy down the aisle in the same cranky attire. I walk down the aisle - not like i was gonna marry him or something. I looked him in the eye and said "where can i find some DVDs".

He leads the way, down the aisle, right where i came from and just like a showman, introduces me to a whole rack and says - "Here are the DVDs". I'm like, blinking like a mongoose. I see a huge rack, lots of boxes, but no DVDs. I ask him again. I want Dee Vee Dees. He replies back - "This is all we have sir". I look again at the rack. Something must be wrong. I stand there for about 7 seconds, scratching my head, blinking, wiggling my toes and then lightning strikes.

DVD players! I was standing in front of DVD players. Holy christmas tree!